*coconut is the word my husband and I use in place of the other c word… I wasn’t sure if swearing is allowed on this sub.
In a meeting with an EXTERNAL AUDITOR my boss just said the following:
“Well we would have more of [my work] completed but Nymphadora85 keeps having babies hahahaaa”
In actual fact, we don’t have more of my work done because he thinks it’s of so little importance (it’s not) that he sabotages everything I do and also didn’t bother to cover my maternity leave.
I’m honestly not sure whether to cry or punch him in his stupid smug face. Coconut.